It's that time of year for us to take our annual time to go camping test. Too much exercise of the brain and not enough time relaxing under the stars can lead to stress and all of the associated health problems that can beset you from working too much and not camping enough. To keep your stress at a low level you need to spend lots of time by the campfire under the stars.
Below is a very private way to gauge if you are over worked. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with over working problems may have difficulty.Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself.If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' It’s time top go Camping!. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as how to build a campfire. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' It’s time to go camping! If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4.It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany ). Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany ... Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany ,Or no man's land'?
Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop and start getting the camper ready to camp. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question. 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales .In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.. Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own age? It was YOU driving the bus!! Now get ready to camp!You need it!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you. PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!